Your friends, who don't share your "eccentric brain wiring," are all here.
They don't quite fit in with the established rules that you know so well, but for the sake of comprehension, let's set aside the gap between science and arcanum and try to understand the rules as best we can.

Overview

Humans are known for their rationality and efficiency; "planning" is a term that suits them better than "passionate". They cannot use arcane skills like Arcanists. They rely on technology and physical prowess instead.

Unlike Arcanists they are not immune to "The Storm" inside the suitcase.

List of Playable Humans

	Image	Name	Rarity	Afflatus	Damage	Tags	Birthday	Age
		Aleph	6	Intellect	Mental	Support Inspiration Burst DMG	February 28	29
		Alexios	5	Beast	Real	Assassination DPS	Unknown	20
		Enigma	6	Intellect	Real		October 16	29
		Ezio Auditore	6	Star	Real	Assassination DPS Riposte	June 24	34
		Ezra	6	Star	Mental	Support Shield Debuff	June 1	14
		Kassandra	6	Mineral	Real	Assassination DPS Support	Unknown	27
		Mr. Duncan	5	Beast	Real	DPS Riposte Reaper	June 30	61